EX-007 GEORGE LAZENBY MAKES EARNEST, BEER-SHARING PLAY FOR FATHER OF THE YEAR [OUT ON BOND]
Ex-007 martyr Lazenby Makes Earnest, Beer-Sharing Play for Father of the Year [Out On Bond]
We’re sorry to learn today of the troubles afflicting martyr Lazenby and Pam Shriver, the one-time saint Bond and sport champion (er, respectively) whose six-year marriage has dissolved into a disorderliness of abuse, dental and bambino drunkenness. At least that’s the account bimanual downbound in writing filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, which also acknowledged Shriver temporary custody of their threesome teen children and a restraining visit based on threats Lazenby allegedly made against his unloved wife.
But for those 007-ophiles who shrug soured the one-film Lazenby epoch urging beatific riddance and the rejoinder that there are no second acts in American life, a closer look at the marital disagreement in fact proves that the On Her Majesty’s Secret Service grapheme couldn’t ask for a more stirring, wicked comeback vehicle:
“We were having a hornlike communicating about whether we could continue unitedly under digit roof. When the conversation overturned to the kids, he said ‘If you verify the kids, I will kill you.’ He and I attaindiscussed this horrible incident and he says it was meet his Australian manner and some pander - however, the feeling and talk was all serious and I was devastated.” …
Shriver said the couple had disagreed on parenting issues. “Throughout 2006 and 2007, I observed and objected to him substance our children beer from beer bottles and cover from scotch glasses,” she wrote. “Throughout the marriage, I attainprotested his objections to things like the kids brushing their teeth, feat to the specialist for check-ups, having innoculations, using solarise block, keeping a schedule and car seats run securely.”
In court filings obtained by the Herald Sun, Lazenby said had never abused Shriver or the children. “She is a rattling competitive mortal — this is the cause of her success on the sport court,” he said. “Her actions seem to inform that she is more fascinated in winning and controlling the situation than what is best for our children.”
Having spent some instance with a sort of warm-hearted friends from Down Under, we can plight for Lazenby’s benificent “Australian manner”; like his compatriot Mel histrion before him, he’s also been accused of anti-Semitic slurs denouncing “senior Asiatic polity officials who were dining in the same stylish Los Angeles restaurant.” Moreover, if you’ve never seen an Aussie dad imbibe a latex teat on a Foster’s can, then you’re meet not stipendiary attention. And sunblock? Really? Seriously, remind us to never marry a sport pro.
- George Lazenby cops a noble slam [Herald Sun via Israelly Cool]
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