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Britney Spears started touch the bottle at 13, says mom’s book 
Lynne Spears tell-all book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is remarkably jam-packed with action for an enthusiastic book about parenting. Lynne reveals Britney started knocking back booze at 13 and, with her mom’s help, tricked Justin Timberlake into intellection she was a virgin when really Britney nailed a sport contestant at 14. The best conception is: Justin lapse for it! Oh, man, these filmmaker kids are dumb. Although, that could meet be the drink. NY Daily News has the details: Alcohol!: The imbibe picture took a liking to booze when she was a 13-year-old Mouseketeer and began experimenting with drugs at 15. Drugs! By age 16, Britney’s wild-child behavior stupid her kinsfolk when she was caught with cocaine and marijuana on a clannish jet, Lynn Spears claims. SEX! She admits she allowed her then 16-year-old daughter to sleep with Timberlake, her Mickey Mouse Club co-star, and went along with the delude that Britney was a virgin. Lynne Spears reveals Timberlake was misled and that Britney lost her virginity to a Kentwood, La., broad school sport player. I’m play to conceive the denomination of the book should’ve been Through the Storm - of Shit that I Created Because I Have the Parenting Skills of a Lawnmower. I mean, Christ, what was the saucer of this thing? Other than to assail us all that Britney hasn’t empty unclothed and hijacked a school bus yet. That was the point? Well then, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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